noholdsbarred

2005-08-03T15:10:00.000-07:00

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Barf Bag Not Included

2005-07-29T16:11:00.000-07:00

Here's a reason why you wanna stay the hell away from Berkeley:

Breasts Not Bombs:

Get a load of the hairy armpits and saggy tits...

"Reveal the Truth"??? Uhhh... there are some things I'd rather not see...

We oughtta send these hags to Baghdad. That should send the insurgents screaming out of the country...

Another Meltdown by the Dean Machine

2005-07-28T11:28:00.000-07:00

Howard Dean is unhinged again. In front of the College Democrats of America the mad doctor blamed the President and "his right wing Supreme Court" for the latest erosion of Property Rights... of course!

But... the DNC Chairman doesn't seem to realize is:

1. President George W. Bush has yet to appoint a Supreme Court Justice.

2. The Justices who voted in favor of this outrage were LIBERALS! Souter, Ginsberg, Breyer, Kennedy and Stevens all voted in favor of taking private property for commercial gain. The dissidents were CONSERVATIVES: Scalia, Rehnquist and Thomas. Even O'Connor dissented.

The crowd applauded Dean's hystrionics. Sort of like the the crowds who applauded Hitler's half-truths.

Howard Dean is a demagogue in the truest sense of the word.

(H/T to The Wide Awakes.)

Back in the saddle...

2005-07-27T13:36:00.000-07:00

Whew, it's been a long time since I've posted. Been busy with RL.

Not been reading many blogs lately, but then nothing's changed in the world: London terrorism, Israel terrorism, Egypt terrorism, Iraq terrorism... blah blah blah...

I loved Congressman Tancredo's remark about destroying Mecca SHOULD the Muslim bastards use nukes here in the US. This guy knows what we're up against and it's a helluva lot worse than the Japanese during WWII.

More good reading can be found at Sixth Column Against Jihad. There you can read about inside Islam and why it ain't a "religion" of peace. Fact is, it's hardly a religion at all. I know there are leftys and bleeding heart Christians who would cringe at the thought that Islam is evil, but then they live an insulated life with their heads up their butts. Listening to idiots like them is what's causing the West to lose the war on terror.

Sixth Column is also a good blogspot to read and bookmark.

Jesse Jackson Joke

2005-06-22T14:16:00.000-07:00

One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you.

You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves"

Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Jesse said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Jesse.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

(H/T to Free Republic for that!)

Why the MSM is failing...

2005-05-31T11:06:00.000-07:00

Victor Davis Hanson provides a look at the failure of the MSM and its probable further descent into obscurity here.

Bill Clinton: Friend of the Working Man

2005-05-26T09:35:00.000-07:00

On Special Report with Brit Hume, it was reported that Bill Clinton was in Rome trying to galvanize support for tsunami relief. One of his aides called a restaurant and made dinner reservations for Clinton and his entourage of 17.

The Secret Service came in and surveyed the restaurant for security, and the owner ensured that part of the dining room would be cleared to their satisfaction. The owner also bought $1,800 worth of fine wine and food for this event.

When dinner time came, no one showed up.

The owner called (presumably the hotel where Clinton is staying) and inquired about the no show. He was abruptly told, "Change of plans" and they hung up on him.

Now isn't that the way to improve the American reputation in Europe? Isn't Bill Clinton a friend of the working man?

Too bad it didn't happen in Paris.

The Devil Made Me Do It!

2005-05-23T21:16:00.000-07:00

Notice the crossed fingers? That's military code for "coercion". American POWs use this as a signal to indicate they were forced to do whatever the picture displays.

Notice how awkward Hilary looks by shaking that GI's hand? Her arm is in an uncomfortable position. She is almost grimacing - wonder if he's squeezing her hand? *G*

Thanks to American Warmonger for the pic!

Saddam Unveiled

2005-05-20T14:28:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm not outraged anymore. From FOX News some news rags printed photos of Saddam in his jockeys while being examined by a medic. Some people are upset; some don't care.

I've become the latter. Yeah, I know, it might make Arabs more mad. Yeah, it might be a violation of the Geneva Convention. Slap the culprit's hands. But I'm getting to the point where I don't give a rat's ass what the lefty news rags are printing. We're not even sure if they're real photos. For all we know, they could be Saddam's head superimposed over Howard Dean's body. Oh wait, that's a braying jackass's head on Howie's body.

After reporting the alleged Koran flushing story, what else is there to do? How mad can the Muslims get? They're already trying to use nukes, they flew planes into buildings, they've cut off people's heads... Doesn't matter what we do now.

It would have been more interesting if they were photos of Saddam dancing the Dance of the Seven Veils. What I would have really liked is to see a picture of Saddam in his jockeys getting his HEAD flushed down the toilet. Now that's a picture worth a thousand words.

from Sanctuary

2005-05-19T18:58:00.000-07:00

Oh man, this is beautiful.

MSM Garbage

2005-05-18T13:58:00.000-07:00

MSM aka Mainsteam Media, aka Miasma for Morons.

Newsweek, CBS, The New York Times, The LA Times. They can be flushed down the toilet along with the Koran.

Not only are they biased, bigoted and treacherous, but they are ARROGANT too.

Case in point: the attitude and RUDENESS displayed by journalists at the WH press con with McClellan. Elizabeth Bumiller asks "Are you asking them to write a story about how great the American military is..."

She's lucky I wasn't there. I would have said, "Yeah, moonbat, how about a story saying how great the American military is? When's the last time you published something which showed their humanity and generosity? When they provided 800 pairs of shoes for kids in Baghdad? Or saved a baby who needed medical care? How about it, you stupid cow? You Michael Moore ass-kissing, Ward Churchill scum-sucking sorry excuse for a human being? The American military is SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR LOUSY COTERIE OF IVORY TOWER PSEUDO INTELLECTUALS. There is more humanity in the little finger of a lowly US Army private than in your entire diseased body!"

How dare these arrogant cowards (and they ARE cowards) assume that they are better than the rest of the masses?

I know a better place for their rags. Shoved up their arses.